I MUST MARRY A RICH LADY

Written By #Canice_Dim
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Sitting close to her in church, he looked focused on what the preacher was saying.
Suddenly, Helena's phone beeped...
It was a text message.
She stretched for her phone beside her to see what it was this time.
The number one suspect was MTN and their anooying "love messages".
Raising the phone, she must have pressed OK when the phone slipped off his hands onto Tayo's body.
Immediately,

ADVICE FROM AN OLD MAN

ADVICE FROM AN OLD MAN..

1. Have a firm handshake.

2. Look people in the eye.

3. Sing in the shower.

4. Own a great stereo system.

5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.

6. Keep secrets.

FUNNY FACTS ABOUT GIRLS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is
how you do it. Stop making sounds like a car
crash "pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me.

11Features Of Men Most Ladies Dont Know

1. NOT ALL MEN BUT… No matter how good of
a woman you are, if another woman walks by
with a ‘BAD’ body, most men will look.

The 12 Signs Of True Love In A Relationship

True love may be hard to define, but the signs

to read true love can be clearly seen in every

Perfect, loving relationship

If you’re in a relationship and want to know if

You’re experiencing the purest form of love,

Use these 12 signs of true love to find out for

Yourself

4 Steps To Breaking Up

Just the words, break up, indicate a situation riddled with impending pain and loss. Even if both parties involved agree it is in their best interests to part romantic ways, there is still a certain amount of loss attached. The best way to approach a break up is to offer the person, to the best of your ability, a clean and clear separation. While there is no definitive way to do this, here are a few guidelines that may help you.

5 Kinds Of Male Friends Every Nigerian Girl Should Have

For Every Girl there is 3 Guys: The One She Wants, The One That Wants Her and the One She's Settling For. It’s that simple.

Most girls want that All-in-one guy, the guy that can be funny, romantic, caring, smart, cute, well-built etc. But a man can’t have it all just a like a woman can’t also, either he has this and doesn’t have that or vice versa. But women wish they could have a man with all that qualities.

5 THINGS MEN FINDS UNATTRACTIVE IN NIGERIA WOMEN

Let the record reflect that just because we find
some of these unattractive- does not mean we will
not attempt to sleep with you. Sleeping with you is a
different ball game when compared with attraction.

The two are not mutually exclusive!

1. Desperadoes!

These are the sort of girls that you find at every
party, in every bar or night club. And if you’re
confused; here are some pointers. They are
wearing thick make up, chewing violently on fake
gums and standing ALONE clutching unto their little
purses! So we can already tell that they either don’t
have cars or they didn’t come with anybody they
could trust enough to hold their bags. Desperadoes
don’t want to dance of course; except you have a
striking age resemblance with their dads back in
the village or if you’ve got a tommy to remind them
of theirs’ before they got an abortion. But not
dancing doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate drinks!
‘Can I buy you a drink?’ “Of course”.

FEATURES OF A NIGERIAN MAN

1) THE BOSS

Nigerian men treat their wives as second in
command, they expect their women to be there
for them, answer when they call and they
always want to make the final decision... be the
man

2)THE WOMAN MUST COOK

For a woman... not knowing how to cook is a
serious crime in Nigeria.
Men in Nigeria believe that a woman is
responsible if she is good with domestic works
while the ones with very little knowledge and
domestic know-how are considered
irresponsible

3)INDEPENDENT

A Nigerian boy is expected to leave his father's
house at most by the age of 30, fend for himself
and build his own home. If he fails to do so, he
would be regarded as an irresponsible man in
his own community; Nigerian men are expected
to be independent by thirty at most.

A Nigerian man is very hard-working compared
to his counterparts in Diaspore because

1. The average Nigerian man believes in a family
and the men are expected to take up all the bills
at home.

2. The man runs the home irrespective of 'how
much' the wife is worth.

The Nigerian man is a natural hustler, they go
out in the morning and come back in the
evening, they don't usually get fed up with
wealth acquisition, that is the one thing
American women seem to like so much about
Nigerian men, - That they take responsibility
and make sure their family as well as their
woman is well taken care of.

4) THE LOVE FOR A SON

One of the best gift a woman can give to a Nigerian man is a male child.
Nigeia men are so concious for male children than their contempories Abroad.

One said "I love the way African men love their
children it is the most beautiful thing I have
ever seen, but I can see the boys are more
spoiled, that is the truth."

Aliko Dangote Romances Sylvia Nduka, Wedding Bells May Ring

This is arguably the hottest gist running around
town in the confines of those in the know.

It’s the story of the sizzling romance between the
2011 Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria winner, Sylvia
Nduka and Africa’s richest man, Aliko Dangote!

10 TIPS TO HELP SEEM MORE APPROACHABLE TO GUYS

Quite a lot of girls complain that they don’t get
noticed when, the truth is, they are being noticed,
but guys are being put off from approaching them,
because of some of the subtle signals that they are
sending out.

Men are not as sure of themselves as you might
think, so if you are giving the impression that you

TYPES OF WOMEN MEN AVOID

1)The Gold Digger

Money matters a lot to her. She wants to marry a
rich man in order to get his money. She demands
gifts and expects a man to spend money on her all
the time. She often asks lots of questions about
man’s financial position. It’s a main blow to a man’s
ego to ask him about it. That’s why men stay away
from gold diggers.

9 SIMPLE THING THAT MAY MAKE HER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

Many guys have been left wondering what
women really want, what they can do to make
women notice them.
Well, the truth is that even women may not
really know what they want – they are
complex and sometimes only know what they
want when they see it.
There are however some things that the
average woman may get turned on by.
Here are 9 of them:

REASONS WHY EVERY YOUNG AND AMBITIEOUS STUGGLING MAN SHOULD FORGET ABOUT "LOVE"

If you are a young and ambitious dude still
struggling to get to the top, this write-up will save
you the stress and pains of the so-called love we
have been deceived about for long!

If you still think that there's what is called 'true
love' or 'love without money or resources', then you
must be living in a fool's paradise!!!

INSTRUCTION FOR LIFE

1. Give people more than they expect

2. Memorize or favorite poem

3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, all sleep all you want

4. When you say  i am sorry, look the person in the eye

5. Never laugh at anyone dreams