Friday, June 5, 2015

12 KINDS OF PEOPLE YOU WOULD MET IN A BETTING SHOP

1) The rich Niggas:
This set of people will just come into the shop and
play nothing less than 10 tickets with the minimum
of 30k. They just walk in, play their game and leave.


2) The talk and no play:
This ones will just come to the office and keep
telling people the kind of games to play and how
many odds they have without playing any.
Sometimes they wait for those who has won with
the hope of getting little share.

3) The analyzers:
They will come very early in the morning and start
talking about the matches for the day.
This type of people can tell u d history of all d
players, coaches and even the fifa president.
They would later predict and still lose.

4) The greedy ones:
This type will come with just #100 hoping to win
15million. Their tickets will b longer that Niger
bridge with very high odds.

5)  The beggers
 This ones go dea beg like say na you send them come bet. what you mostly hear from them is "Bros" you fit fine me #100 or #50 for transport i don spend the money i carry come out finish.

6) The observers:
They will never play, all they do is to come and wait
for those who are ready to play and keep asking
silly questions like " abeg dis bet dey really pay
people", " bro how many times you don win" or "
when be the last time wey you win"

7)The winners:
They come to collect the money they have won with
smiles all over their faces, some will even start
making calls and telling their friends to start buying
the bottles of origin.

8) The first timer:
This set of people will keep asking questions about
odds and how to play the game. The proud ones
make lots of mistake for failing to ask questions.

9) The Dog and horse race freak:
They keep shouting "queen ella" and shaking like a
patient of malaria while waiting for their game to
click. Most times they leave the place with anger.

10) The Colour Freaks:
 This one believe they know the colour that would play always. U always hear them shout 4plus,5plus,Red,Yellow and calling numbers forth like there are soothsayers.

11) The Dreamers:
They would claim they saw the games in their
dream and know exactly
what would happen. This set of people hardly win
and keep blaming teams for their misfortunes

12) The copy and paste:
They come without any game in mind and hope to
find someone with good games that they would
copy from, they collect games from different people
to make up theirs and play with faith.
Feel free to add urs.
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