Friday, June 5, 2015

FUNNY WORLD MOST WANTED: JESUS

Funny world we live now.

If JESUS did his same ministry on earth over again today. He would be wanted by



NAFDAE for turning water into wine without a licence

Environmentalist(EPA) For killing a fig tree

Nigeria Medical Association(NMA) For practicing medicine without a licence

The Country Coroner for asking people people to open graves and for raisng the dead

The Health Deparment for feeding 5000 people in the wilderness

Nigeria Ministry Of Education(NME) For teaching without a certificate

Nigeria Navy for walking on water without a life jacket

Airforce for flying during the acension without an airplane

Animals Right for causing the death of many pigs when he cast some evil spirit in them

Women Right Activists for not choosing a woman apostle

The Inter Faith Movement for condemming all other religions.


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