I MUST MARRY A RICH LADY

Written By #Canice_Dim
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Sitting close to her in church, he looked focused on what the preacher was saying.
Suddenly, Helena's phone beeped...
It was a text message.
She stretched for her phone beside her to see what it was this time.
The number one suspect was MTN and their anooying "love messages".
Raising the phone, she must have pressed OK when the phone slipped off his hands onto Tayo's body.
Immediately,

FUNNY FACTS ABOUT GIRLS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is
how you do it. Stop making sounds like a car
crash "pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me.

11 FUNNY THINGS WE DID AS KIDS

When We Were Kids...

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
 
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

12 KINDS OF PEOPLE YOU WOULD MET IN A BETTING SHOP

1) The rich Niggas:
This set of people will just come into the shop and
play nothing less than 10 tickets with the minimum
of 30k. They just walk in, play their game and leave.

FUNNY WORLD MOST WANTED: JESUS

Funny world we live now.

If JESUS did his same ministry on earth over again today. He would be wanted by

Funny Great Hymns Of Old

1. "Just a slower walk with Thee"
    "But i need a faster blessing"

2. "It is well with my soul"
" But lord i still need money"

3. "Count your many blessing "
" But dont forget me "

11Features Of Men Most Ladies Dont Know

1. NOT ALL MEN BUT… No matter how good of
a woman you are, if another woman walks by
with a ‘BAD’ body, most men will look.

5 Kinds Of Male Friends Every Nigerian Girl Should Have

For Every Girl there is 3 Guys: The One She Wants, The One That Wants Her and the One She's Settling For. It’s that simple.

Most girls want that All-in-one guy, the guy that can be funny, romantic, caring, smart, cute, well-built etc. But a man can’t have it all just a like a woman can’t also, either he has this and doesn’t have that or vice versa. But women wish they could have a man with all that qualities.

THE LUNACY OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE

It's the lunacy of the English language.
A retired teacher of English once wrote:'English is a
crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplants,.

Nor ham in
hamburger;

10 FUNNY BEHAVIOUR MOST GIRLS EXHIBIT

Ladies, I apologize in advance for this...this is not a
lady bashing thread, just trying to have fun .

That said, guys, allow me to introduce you to the
strangest species on earth....The Female. Read and
learn.

Underneath are their very funny....but sometimes
annoying attitudes.
Leggo!

How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches

In the following lines you'd be exposed to how to
attract, woo, and marry ladies in some Nigerian
churches.

Get a seat and let's roll...

MOUNTAIN OF FIRE

Wooing an MFM girl entails a fiery approach. U
must be spiritually rugged, a carrier of fire[dem go
fit fry egg for your head sef wit d kain fire wey u
must carry].

Reasons Why You Should Marry A Medical Doctor

Disclaimer: This is not in any way a persuassion for
you to go out and look for a female physician to
impress. This article in itself does not seek to make
saints out of female physicians, but I'm sure it
portrays to a near 100% what makes them tick.
Relax and have fun.

Top eight reasons why you should marry a female doctor

JOKE-LAUGH IT OFF

LAUGH IT OFF.

1) Only in DoroBuci Video that someone
will play Golf at Ikoyi Lagos Nigeria and it
will land at white house Washington DC USA.

2) When your life is in Darkness, pray to
God to free you, if u are still in darkness
after praying, please pay your electricity Bill.

3) Girls with Bow Legs wearing Leggings Be
Like PLIERS.

6 TYPES OF NEIGHBOURS YOU MAY MEET

I believe every human on earth has got a neighbor
or two. Whether you live in a face2face apartment,
a condominium, a duplex or you have your mansion
sited on a large sq.mtrs, there'll always be one
neighbor whom you might find cool or repugnant.
Below are 6 types of neighbors:

20 THINGS THAT MOST GIRLS DOES THAT MEN PROBABLY DON'T KNOW

1) When there is a moment of free time with no
possibility of being caught – they masturbate.

2) They fart when they’re alone.

3) They purposely flaunt a little in front of other
guys.

REASONS WHY EVERY YOUNG AND AMBITIEOUS STUGGLING MAN SHOULD FORGET ABOUT "LOVE"

If you are a young and ambitious dude still
struggling to get to the top, this write-up will save
you the stress and pains of the so-called love we
have been deceived about for long!

If you still think that there's what is called 'true
love' or 'love without money or resources', then you
must be living in a fool's paradise!!!

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