TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted
it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we
have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person
who keeps on talking when people are no longer
HAROLD: A teacher
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie…… always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the
TEACHER: Clyde , your essay on ‘My Dog’ is
exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy
CLYDE : No sir, It’s the same dog.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it.
(I Love this child)